Charles Dickens: Scrooge and his entourage arrived at the door of his loyal assistant. He wanted to make sure that it was a surprise, so he asked the group to be quiet and stand by without acting as if they were a part of his group. Scrooge pounded on the door.
Donald Trump: Bob Cratchit?! Open up at once!
Charles Dickens: A bewildered and somewhat scared Bob Cratchit opened the door.
Will Riker: Mr Scrooge! What ever are you doing here today?
Donald Trump: Bob Cratchit, why were you not at work today?
Will Riker: But Mr. Scrooge, you gave us, I mean you said we could have the day off?
Donald Trump: I, Ebenezer Scrooge gave you a day off?
Will Riker: Yes, sir. You did.
Donald Trump: Bob Cratchit I have had my fill of this.
Deanna Troi: And I’ve had my fill of your visit sir, I’d like…
Donald Trump: And therefore Bob Cratchit, you’re fired as my Assistant and…
Will Riker: What?
Deanna Troi: You sir can take your…
Donald Trump: AND Bob Cratchit you will become my partner in business.
Will Riker: Wait what?
Donald Trump: Yes Bob Cratchit, I am going to make you my full partner to take over my business someday. I am going to raise your salary and pay your mortgage on this house.
Will Riker: My goodness Mr Scrooge, I don’t… I don’t have the words.
Donald Trump: Bob Cratchit, would you allow us to have Christmas Dinner here with you?
Will Riker: Yes,
Deanna Troi: YES! Please come in!
Charles Dickens: Scrooge and his entourage came in and there was a massive feast to be had. Scrooge took delight in seeing Tiny Tim’s face as all the people came in with gifts and food. Scrooge then told the Cratchits.
Donald Trump: I have purchased the prize turkey for you, I have pardoned it so you may do with it as you wish. Besides, here Tiny Tim try this hamberder!
Professor Xaiver: God Bless us, Everyone!