Iron Sheik: Hey folks, we hope you’re enjoying this story! We wanted to take a moment to thank you for your time and give a shout out to our sponsors!
Sgt. Slaughter: That’s right! You know something Fe Sheik this story has been all the more enjoyable with some ice cold tasty and delicious Royal Crown Cola!
Iron Sheik: Royal Crown? What’s that?
Sg. Slaughter: Only the smoothest, most crisp, and sweetest soft drink available on the market today!
Iron Sheik: Wow, can I try this Royal Crown Cola?
Sgt. Slaughter: Absolutely, and for a limited time only you can also try Cherry Royal Crown Cola!
Iron Sheik: Whoa, Cherry Royal Crown Cola? Now that will put out a burning oil well!
Sgt. Slaughter: Ugh, again with the burning oil wells!
Iron Sheik: Where can I buy this Royal Crown cola?
Sgt. Slaughter: That’s a good question friend, you can find them at any local Git ‘n Go, but no other place whatsoever.
Iron Sheik: Git n Go? I never see anyone there? Are you sure like other places don’t have it as well?
Sgt. Slaughter: Yep, only Git’ N Go. And if you act now, you’ll likely be the only one in there.
Iron Sheik: Nice, RC Cola. Can I do my product plug now?
Sgt. Slaughter: Go for it
Iron Sheik: Right, now we have RC Cola to drink, but one of the best things to enjoy with this story…
Sgt. Slaughter: Besides a Royal Crown Cola?
Iron Sheik: Indeed, but a nice cookie from Archway… mmm tasty.
Sg. Slaughter: Wait a second, didn’t they go out business like five years ago?
Iron Sheik: I don’t remember, but these are sure tasty.
Sg Slaughter: We’ll Pepperidge farm remembers, and while I do agree these cookies are quite tasty, I don’t know if we should be eating cookies this old.
Iron Sheik: Well, how old do you think that RC Cola is from Git N Go. No one buys anything from there except for the occasional $.99 RC Cola 1 liter.
Sgt. Slaughter; Let just agree that this story is best with these two products
Iron Sheik: I can agree to that, now enjoy the rest of the story folks